文章分類: 有感而發 (隨筆... deep in my heart)

Confession – Waste of Food (in deep sorrow to those died from hunger)

cheri_hk — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:12:42 +0800

Since the India trip years back, my whole dinning habit and mindset has been completely changed. I love to eat so much previously. All kinds of food and cuisines, as long as taste good, I would love it. It would even upset me if the food tasted bad.

During the trip, I saw living beings (human and animals) without enough food and not enough clothes. Although I was lucky enough by didn’t see any dead body, but it really impact me! Learnt from my friend who went India together; and started to think seriously right after what he said me on the flight to India: Function of food is to provide us the nutrition, in order to support our physical system and keep us alive. It is so REAL!

Since I was a big-eater, and used to order lots of food as habit. Therefore, when my mindset started to change at the very beginning, I really have to eat a lot, in order not to waste any food. Especially, when dining with others, I had a very bad habit to order lots of food. If couldn’t finish all, then take the food back home as the last option. However, it still makes me feel bad about wrapping food home as it doesn’t go green either. Hence, I started to learn order lesser; and must finish all the food.

Recently, not much appetite, even the weather is cold here. Well, nothing goes wrong of my body, maybe it’s just getting old and being eat lesser. It’s good for diet though. Ha.

However, I forgot to request lesser food yesterday… There was almost a half bowl of rice being wasted! I feel so bad…so bad… really regret about it.

No one really blame me, but by the time I put down the fork and spoon as felt upset in my stomach; and I knew I couldn’t take anymore food, my heart started to break up… There are so many people died from hunger in every single minute in the world.

It is a very bad experience. I don’t know how to express how bad I really feel about it. I feel guilty indeed. Seriously! People properly think that I’m crazy. People may think that I take it too serious and criticize. But the shortage of food problem is something about lives and our world! How could I don’t take it serious?!

Well, by writing this article is to confess my guilt; which hope can make one feel better (Another kind of selfish act). Also, to remind myself not to have the same happen again in my life ever since now!

Don’t just talk! Act it out!!!

Time to learn “be patient”

cheri_hk — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:23 +0800

It is kind of fantasy at the very beginning when one is getting to start a relationship. The mystery and mist make people sweet and happy, especially, when the chemistry is happening in both parties. Yet it also makes people emotional though, when one takes it too serious.

Everything sounds move smooth so far and plodding on. But I know there is something wrong from my end… seems don’t know how to relax and enjoy. Wanna to back-off all the time due to scare of failure. I do enjoy the fantasy though but hate the emotion that raise from it. I just cannot relax… What’s wrong with me? How can I get it resolve? How to relax myself and fully enjoy it?

Hmm… need some exercise, meditation and so forth; maybe take a trip to somewhere to relief my heart and mind.

背景圖案

cheri_hk — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:46:00 +0800

有朋友問：為甚麼背景用上這位老婆婆？

通常我只會一笑答道：因為喜歡。

坦白說，這是一句極之廢話的回答，當然是自己喜歡才用罷。

箇中意思就留待大家自行參透罷，

每個人對每件事物的看法都有自己的準則和感覺。

不過認識我一段時間的人，大概都知道車莉安是很喜歡老人家和小孩子的。

在數年前第一次看見這圖案時，

我已對圖中的老婆婆有著一種很強的感覺。

嗯… 恕我才疏，未能以言語或文字盡情表達內心的感覺，

而且我也不想說出了自己的感受而影響大家自己的想法，

但在此可以勾畫一些此圖案吸引我的地方與大家分享：

請留意衣服的用色、髮型和構圖的形狀；

再留意老婆婆的衣服及鞋襪、

她的眼神和身軀；

再用心去感受一下。

或許現在你/妳所感受到的，

就是車莉安對這圖案的感覺，

又或許與車莉安不一樣。

這些並不重要，

重要的是：用心去感受每一事物。

Drown in memories of you…

cheri_hk — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:22:30 +0800

It’s been more than two months from the day you left; I still cannot control my tears whenever think about you. Regardless on the train or on the road, whenever your face, your voice, your words jump in to my mind, I started to collapse.

In the past two months, I’ve done so many things for the first time, all because of you.

I thought I would be fine after all the tears dried.

I thought I could be calmed after your burial lie.

I thought…

Indeed, I would never be recovered. You took one piece of me with you on the date you left; my heart is now buried with you and would never be back again. Just want to tell you how much I love you… I miss you…

Without You – Tribute to Michael Jackson

Final Goodbye – Tribute to Michael Jackson

Remembering Michael Jackson: The Cutest & Funniest Moments of MJ

What is that?

cheri_hk — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:43:43 +0800

We are so used to take it for granted when it comes to our parents. Deep in our hearts, most of us love our parents, but... sometimes just forget to control ourselves in front of our parents. Pay more attention to your parents before it gets too late. Don't ever do anything you may regret.

樹欲靜而風不息．子欲養而親不待

語出漢˙韓嬰˙韓詩外傳˙卷九

This is a video to remember. A Greek short film made in 2007. Father and son are sitting on a bench, a sparrow land across to them.

Parents

cheri_hk — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:26:38 +0800

When we are caring about our next generation, don't ever forget our parents.We should not take it for granted when it comes to our parents. The greatest love should not only target to one group of living but the whole world.

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A simple man tells how his booking an air ticket for his father, his first flight, brought emotions and made him realize that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents.

My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Lufthansa.

The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for window seat and waiting restlessly for the security check-in to happen.

He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all these things.

As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him.

When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me.

But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life.

As a child how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for football, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have satisfied to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes?

Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us?

Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young, it is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.

Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments.

Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care need to be given to our parents and elders.

Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes. Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.

Take care of your parents.

Deep Sorrow for Michael Jackson

cheri_hk — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:38:59 +0800

It is heart broken... I've been crying for so many times for what Michael suffered during his life time. His death is definitely a pity, but decease happens to everybody. However, being suffered from injustice and unfairness, I feel so bad... He use to tell everybody the truth but only very few people trust in him.

Well, if he did not die, the lied kid, the doctor and specialist would not proof his words – Michael told the truth. He didn’t bleach his skin. He didn’t molest the kid – the first case in 90’s, the kid now come out and declare that Michael didn’t molest him at all. However, Michael gave him US$2.2 million for settlement! How come Michael did such thing?! Michael didn't know how to handle the matter but only wanted to settle the case as soon as possible, in order to keep his life peace. His first wife Lisa Presley admitted the fact of Michael's reaction on his matter.

Unfortunately, this reaction made people felt that he was guilty. Anybody else in the world would do such silly thing?! What Michael lost was not only money (a large amount of money), but also faith and trust from public, as well as his reputation. He was just too childish, too naïve! Does this really his guilt?!

The second kid molest case which brought to a trial in 2003, it deeply hurt Michael one more time. People made use of the previous fake case to support what they thought. If Michael lost the case and put into jail, who’s fault?! Again, Michael’s fault?!! Because of his childish?! He trusted the reporter as well as this kid. But what happened eventually was - both of them betrayed Michael by making up stories!

It’s funny though, on one hand, he’s very childish; but on the other hand, he’s so strong in mindset. He was suffered from Vitiligo (skin disorder disease) but he didn’t give up his career and hide himself. He still stood in front of public to dance and sing. He always smiles and gentle. He didn’t let the disease run his life. Don't forget he’s an artist and appearance is important for artist. Michael said this is not important to him. What he focused was on how he could did his performance better. He was so confident in his talents more than anything. He didn't bring up his skin illness even there were thousands of rumors about he bleached his skin. Until he was being questioned in an interview, then he mentioned the fact to us, but again, only a few people believe him. People rather to believe him bleached his skin and he wanted to be white, although he denied again & again.

However, everything is too late now. He was unhappy throughout the years. He suffered from all these rumors and accuses. But if Michael did not die, the lied kid may not tell the truth though. So…the sadness reality helps everyone to understand Michael better. But if Michael could choose, I believe that he rather to stay alive with all the false accuses, as he loved his kids so much. He would rather can have chance to accompany with his kids.

I bet he could accomplish those 50 concerts which would never be able to proof now. He was so powerful on the stage. He loved his kids so much and that energized him for everything. Don’t ever forget – he was just like a child. A child always can be energized to archive whatever he likes. He maybe exhausted or collapsed afterwards but for sure will complete the show. That was the motivation for Michael and his children to live in peace and quite life. That was supposed to be his final curtain show. I believe he was really tired and being hurt by others so much. The only thing he looked forward was to earn a bit more money and live in peace with his kids. To stay with his kids was the source of his joyful in the last few years. He also taught his kids very well. In one of the video when Michael was with Paris in public, someone said “Happy Birthday” to Paris after they walked-by; Michael gave Paris a signal by touching on her head, to return her head to show thankful. He was just like a normal dad and taught his kids so well. This can be told by this type of little minor thing, which none of the media ever release; or nobody really concern in a way. People are always focusing on other’s faults and guilty. If we want our world better, besides realizing the reality, we also have to pay more attention to other’s praise other than mistakes. Michael did it.

Michael had a very good temper. If he could be fierce a little bit, he would not have to suffer so much by taking all the burdens to himself. He declined sometimes, and this mainly happened during his work. He realized which note is better during creating or writing songs. He knew how to dance is better for the performance. He was also very hard working. No matter how intelligent he was, if he didn’t work hard, he would never be able to archive succeed in his life. Michael paid efforts on everything, from his career to charity. He was not that type of philanthropist by only donating a large amount of money. Michael also involved and participated to visit the children all over the world. He picked and bought gifts to the children. He wanted to bring happiness to the children.

If not because of in memory of Michael, I would not watch so many interviews about him previously, as I don’t like tabloid news all the time. I was only very admired his talents on dancing, singing, song writing, creation and all his caring of children. I didn’t notice that he was such a shy boy. He was totally different compare to his performance on stage. It is very unbelievable that a person who being performed since 5 years-old but still so shy when people talked about adult matters in front of him. He was really maintained his childhood. How could a person in this character molest kids? How could he harm others? Never ever. He only harmed himself...

Peter Pan will never die. Michael Jackson will always in my heart. He is always the King of Pop with intelligent and the greatest integrity. Michael’s kindness should be eulogized.

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Below is another passenge that found from website.

[轉貼]我眼里最傻的明星

轉自百度MJ貼吧：http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=606368698

人家做明星他也做明星
還是天王巨星
但就是學不會耍大牌 !
別人一被記者問到不高興的問題
立刻翻臉走人
他被記者追問難堪的事情
居然還傻了吧唧的老實回答

人家明星都深諳娛樂圈的規則
回答記者提問十之八九都虛無縹緲
10句話裏9句半都是假話
他倒好
來個記者他居然單純的對那人推心置腹
讓自己掉入陷進
　
人家明星捐款他也捐款
別人捐一點錢就敲鑼打鼓的反復宣傳
他差不多捐了自己大半的身家
還都這麽低調
所以當他面臨破産
人們都落井下石罵他活該
卻不知道他把那麽多錢投入了慈善
　　
人家明星做公益事業他也做公益事業
別人拿點錢做做樣子就算很有愛心
他竟然親力親爲的照顧身患絕症的兒童
和孩子在一起時那份活潑快樂
連上帝看了都感動微笑
可最後這份純真的善良換來的不是讚美與掌聲
而是另人不恥的醜聞!!
　　　
人家明星生病他也生病
別人的病痛能讓滿世界同情
可他呢
常年受皮膚病困擾
卻被人異想天開的定爲漂白皮膚
而他也呆呆的不會主動解釋
只有在被問及的時候才會透露一點
卻更讓別人誤解爲他在爲自己掩飾 !!
　
人家明星整容他也整容
別人變性人們都能接受
他的整容卻一直讓人們嘲笑諷刺
他卻不說明自己是因爲一次意外受傷而開始整容
默默的承受傷痛和鄙視 !!
我最喜歡的作家亦舒曾說過
你要是真愛一個人
就會覺得他很傻
會心疼他
想要保護他
我想這就是現在我對他的感覺
儘管他在舞臺上威風八面
星光閃耀
但在我眼裏他就是個不折不扣的傻孩子
雖然他現在回到上帝身邊去了
不過我會永遠愛著他
記住他的音樂和他的單純傻氣

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The Truth about Michael Jackson

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Tribute to Michael Jackson (米高積遜) R.I.P.

cheri_hk — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:31:50 +0800

我是一個遲緩的人，

情緒上可以很快被牽動而且很深，

但總是不懂得將真正感受於一時三刻表達出來。

事隔一個月，

終於可以把思緒整理，

有條理地面對自己對於Michael Jackson (米高積遜) 離開的感受。

不是要把Michael Jackson聖人化，

只是綜合過去各方面發放的資料，

分析曾經發生的種種，

簡直不能相信世上原來真的有 Peter Pan！

Michael Jackson的慈悲心和寬宏心，

簡直好得令人(我)難以相信原來世上還有這種好人。

Michael Jackson 的童真，

令他一次又一次的被傷害。

他是童真，不是天真；

他知道人存在貪念，

也明白世途險惡；

他知道自己的身份，

也明白自己在別人眼中的金錢價值；

然而，他仍選擇待人以誠，

他仍相信有善良的人，

他仍認為有真心待他的人，

他更堅信所有的小朋友是天真無邪的。

我一向不太喜歡留意娛樂新聞，

對其他人的私生活沒有太大興趣，

也認為每個人都應該享有自己的私生活，

哪管是從事哪個職業。

Michael是我其中一位敬重的偶像，

一向對他的才華沒有懷疑。

過去的一個星期，

瀏覽了很多有關他的資訊。

我為他的離去深感可惜，

但令我極度心疼的是他一切的經歷和他所作出過的反應。

可以肯定，他是一個敏感細膩的人，

各種經驗在他心內都會深深烙印，

我這等毫不相干的閒人也不能自拔的為這些事情痛哭了多次，

不難想像，他有多傷心、難過，哭過多少遍；

後期的事件，更令他心力交瘁。

Michael 對別人的愛實在很大，很大，

他很在乎別人的感受，

他不願意傷害任何人；

Michael 處處寬恕別人對他的傷害，

卻把自己逼入胡同。

Michael 總是活在自己的內心世界，

以童真的眼光看待現實生活；

一個十歲小孩的心境，

藏在一個在娛樂圈打混數十年的五十歲軀殼，

注定是一個悲劇。

Michael 可能真的有很多古怪行為，

但在沒有傷害和影響其他人的大前提，

與我們又何干呢？

與他相處過的人，

對他種種有讚有彈，

但全都認同他的真誠，

這是很難得的。

舞台上，Michael 是一個皇者，

一舉手、一投足，都吸引著萬千眼光；

舞台下，Michael 卻是一個害羞的人。

其實類似這種的兩面極端性格，

也出現在很多的天王巨星身上，

而大多是令人惋惜的結局；

可能… 只有這樣才會令人珍惜有過這樣的Superstar…

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遲來的坦白　已毀了別人的一生新聞轉載 - 米高「戀童案」主角認撒謊

【明報專訊】據中評社北京報道，1993年，年僅12歲的喬迪-錢德勒(Jordy Chandler，圖)控告米高積遜猥褻他，由此引發了一場控訴超級明星的轟動全球的官司。就在米高積遜去世後僅3天，當年的「戀童案」的主角突然站出來承認當年曾撒謊，並向逝者米高積遜道歉。

也許是因為對米高積遜的去世感到懊悔，已經年近三旬的錢德勒終於願意說出實情了：當年父親教唆他為了錢編造故事。他在錄音帶中說：「我從未想過要撒謊並毀壞米高積遜的名譽，但我爸爸為了錢讓我撒謊。他告訴我，我這?幹(撒謊)的話，不會有什?損失，而且我可以得到想要的一切。我對米高積遜感到無比的內疚，不知他是否會原諒我。」

1992年，已經成為「流行天王」的米高積遜與12歲的錢德勒成了好朋友。1993年8月，錢德勒告訴精神科醫生，米高積遜與他發生了「性關係」。在父親埃文提示下，錢德勒對米高積遜提出指控，「戀童案」爆發。警方對米高積遜的夢幻樂園展開大搜查。隨後，米高積遜與男孩的家人達成庭外和解並支付了2330萬美元的賠償金。但在協定中，米高積遜否認自己犯有任何罪行。

儘管米高積遜自始至終都堅稱自己是清白的，但是外界對他的非議鋪天蓋地，米高此後一直無法擺脫這事件對其演藝事業造成的影響。在米高的死訊傳來後，其前任經紀人邁克爾.萊文隨即發表聲明，稱他對這樣的悲劇並不感到意外。他說：「多年來，米高積遜的生活十分艱難，他一直在自我毀滅。他的才華無可非議，但他無法承受這樣的長期高壓。」

錢德勒說：「現在我頭一次感到不敢再說謊了，米高積遜沒有對我做任何事，一切都是我父親為了擺脫貧困說的謊話。」

資料來源：http://www.mingpaotor.com/htm/News/20090630/tab1.htm

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轉載 - Michael Jackson憑甚麼能於2003年的官司獲勝

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/6_itt_47gAI/

轉載 – 與Michael Jackson伴舞的荷蘭舞蹈員提及Michael點滴

縱然眾說紛紜，但我深信Michael 是有可能順利完成五十場個唱的，因為對於一位舞台皇者來說，一踏上台板，所有的energy便很自然的發揮，哪怕在後台需要吸氧氣。

我的另一位偶像Anita Mui 梅艷芳也不是一樣嗎？！

這不是甚麼神奇的事，只是專注力的表現。(我也試過多次上班前及途中極不舒適，但一開始投入工作便沒半點不適；只是放工後便榻下罷了。相信很多人也有類似的經驗。)

這段短片 Timor Steffens也証明了這種說法。

Michael Jackson dancer Timor Steffens talks

轉載 – Michael Jackson 最後的彩排

Michael Jackson and dancers rehearsing for This Is It tour

向我的80年代致敬

cheri_hk — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:22:33 +0800

生於七十年代，

在八十年代長大的一群；

沒有經歷六十年代的動盪，

卻享受到經濟大躍進的時代，

我們 - 是幸福的一群。

八十年代經濟大起飛，

紙醉金迷，星光燦爛，

各行各業，百花齊放。

那時候造就了不少白手起家的成功商人，

也有不少人發展各自的專業，默默耕耘，

在這個年代基於一切因緣和合，

終於捱得出頭天。

一顆顆巨星的誕生、一個個傳奇的殞落！

陪伴小妹成長的，

有四位超級偶像，

其中三位已離去，

不禁令人惋惜、落淚。

他/她們沒有幕後代唱，

他/她們都是邊跳邊唱；

看著他/她們的表演片段，

聽著他/她們動人的歌聲，

每一個拍子都深深打進心坎深處。

他/她們 - 是真正的舞台皇者！

They are legend!

Michael Jackson (1958 Aug 29th - 2009 Jun 25th)

Michael Jackson's beat-boxing (Super cool!)

Michael Jackson - Billie Jeans (30th Anniversary live)

Michael Jackson - Dangerous (live)

Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone (live-1999)

Michael Jackson - Childhood

Madonna (1958 Aug 16th)

Madonna - Like A Virgin (live-1985)

Madonna - La Isla Bonita (live)

Madonna - Express Yourself (live)

張國榮 Lesile Cheung (1956 Sep 12th - 2003 Apr 01st)

張國榮 - Miss You Much (live-1989)

張國榮 - 側面/放蕩 (live-2000)

張國榮 - 想你

梅艷芳 Anita Mui (1963 Oct 10th - 2003 Dec 30th)

梅艷芳 - 夢伴 (live)

梅艷芳 - 孤身走我路 (live 2003)

梅艷芳 - 淑女 (live 1988)

張國榮 & 梅艷芳

張國榮+梅艷芳 - 芳華絕代 (live 2002)

張國榮+梅艷芳 - 緣份

回復正常

cheri_hk — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:03:05 +0800

终於考完試啦！

生活一切回復正常，

是時候放多些時間於修學佛理了。

作戰狀態中!

cheri_hk — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:18:45 +0800

考試週...超緊張喔！

今天考完第一科，還要考到下星期日噢！

身後事

cheri_hk — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:17:28 +0800

我可能曾經說過或寫過：

希望自己將來能躺在舖滿花朵的棺木內，

與鮮花一同火葬。

現在想深一層，

這些都不重要了；

何況我不想催毀任何其他生命，

即使不是有情眾生。

上星期，拜祭外公時，

向家人提出了，

如我走得比他們早，

可以的話，

請把我的骨灰與麵粉混合，

揉成小粒，

灑於大海，

用來餵魚。

媽媽及外婆可能已習慣，

偶爾我也會跟她們談及生死，

潛移默化了，

很平常的，

還說會幫我找喇嘛，

以藏傳佛教儀式進行。

好得很！

最重要是他/她們明白，

諸行無常；

有生必有死，

這些是不可改變的定律。

反觀一些疼我的長輩親戚，

因為傳統的忌諱思想，

會說：睬，大吉利是！

我明白這是疼愛我的表現，

因為他/她們認為這些說話會不吉利。

哈哈 ~ 心存感激，

不過我還是認為作好準備是需要的，

除了可令自己平時豁達一些，

也會令自己到時侯不用太驚慌和有太多牽掛。

當天並不是說道理的好時機，

待因緣俱足時，再慢慢把面對死亡的道理解說之。

噢，忘了提醒她們要把我所有可循環再用的器官，

統統捐贈出去；

不過爸爸和媽媽應該記得罷，

因為我十多歲時已向他們表明立場，

又有捐贈卡及網上登記，

應該不會浪費罷。

超時工作

cheri_hk — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:55:51 +0800

<<轉載>>

準時收工，不代表懶惰；

天天OT，不代表勤奮。

資料來源：http://hk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/myself/office_weekly/article.html?id=art_4a0131c2

Something to boost you up!

cheri_hk — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:19:35 +0800

Be inspired by Nick Vujicic, the giant!

從他的數段演講，啟發很多。

在此與大家分享。

Part 1 of 3

Part 2 of 3

Part 3

得啖笑 – make a choice please, sir.

cheri_hk — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:08:41 +0800

<<轉載>>

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「妳俾杯水我得喇！」

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「好！礦泉水、蒸漏水定水喉水？」

男人火起到想要「火水」來向女傭噴火，此刻，男人的朋友亦步至大廳

「唔好飲水啦，不如飲酒丫」

盡責的女傭立刻開聲

「想飲咩酒？紅酒、白酒、香檳、威士己、啤酒、Sake、Volka、tequila、Martini sweet、dry、bianco、GIN、五烺液、女兒紅......」

男人唔敢再揀

「你決定丫！」

我唔想揀！點解要全部俾晒我！

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